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Newton in Romantic mood!
"Love can neither be created nor be destroyed;
only it can transfer from
One girlfriend to another girlfriend with someloss of money."
First Law
"a boy in love with a girl, continues to be in lovewith her and a girl
in love with a boy, continues to be in love withhim, until and unless
any external agent (brother or father of the girl)comes into play and
breaks the limbs of the boy."
Second Law
"the rate of change of intensity of love of a girltowards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bankbalance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same as increment ordecrement of the bank balance."
Third Law:
"the force applied while proposing to a girl by aboy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using herfootwear."
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