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.... You'll live to beeighty.
Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now.
Doctor: See, what did I tell you.
I can't remember anything!
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memoryproblem.
I can't remember anything!
Doctor: So, since when did you have thisproblem?
Patient: What problem?
Call me an ambulance!
A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.
Man: Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!
Operator: Okay, sir, you're an ambulance!
What do you do for a living?
A guy walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, I haven't had a bowel movement in a week!"
The doctor gives him a prescription for a mildlaxative and tells him, "If it doesn't work, let meknow."
A week later the guy is back: "Doc, still nomovement!"
The doctor says, "Hmm, guess you needsomething stronger," and prescribes a powerfullaxative.
Still another week later the poor guy is back: "Doc,STILL nothing!"
The doctor, worried, says, "We'd better get somemore information about you to try to figure outwhat's going on.
What do you do for a living?"
"I'm a musician."
The doctor looks up and says, "Well, that's it!
Here's $10.00.
Go get something to eat!"