Funny stories - At the doctor

 

 

You're just lazy

 

 The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to doall the things around the house that he used todo.

 

 When the examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it.

 

 Tell me in plain Englishwhat is wrong with me."

 

 "Well, in plain English," the doctor replied, "you'rejust lazy."

 

 "Okay," said the man.

 

 "Now give me the medicalterm so I can tell my wife."

 

 I think it's due to drinking

 

 As the doctor completed an examination of thepatient, he said, "I can't find a cause for yourcomplaint.

 

 Frankly, I think it's due to drinking."

 

 "In that case," said the patient, "I'll come backwhen you're sober".

 

 What do I do?

 

 A patient came to his dentist with problems withhis teeth.

 

 Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?

 

 Dentist: Wear a brown tie!

 

 My hair keeps falling out

 

 Patient: My hair keeps falling out.

 

 What can yougive me to keep it in?

 

 Doctor: A shoebox.

 

 What seems to be the trouble?

 

 Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?

 

 Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling thatnobody can hear what I say.

 

 Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?

 

 I am 80

 

 Doctor: You're in good health.....